Conspiracy Archive
THE TRUTH IS PROBABLY NOT OUT THERE.
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WELCOME, AGENT XXXXXXX. This terminal connects to a classified database of anomalies the mainstream press will not print.
Every file has been independently verified by absolutely no one. Browse at your own risk.
LATEST TRANSMISSIONS
- LATEST DISCOVERY! Goldfish never sleep. Clearly, we are being watched.
- UPDATE: Your microwave has finished counting. It will not say what.
- BREAKING: Pigeons observed standing suspiciously still near power lines.
- CONFIRMED: Dinosaurs never went extinct. They just got smaller, fluffier, and started living in cages.
Full write-ups in CASE FILES, primary sources in CLASSIFIED, and the photographs they don't want you to see in EVIDENCE.