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Teodor Vasilache

Tutor for the water weeks. Reads monthly balances for a living and is unmoved by annual averages.

Role
Tutor
Affiliation
Slop University School of Invented Disciplines
Email
teodor.vasilache@slop.university
Contact
Tutorial weeks 7 to 9, or email. Send the spreadsheet, not a screenshot of it.

Teodor runs the water tutorials — sourcing, treatment and storage — and marks the water half of the investment proposal.

His standing complaint is designs that report an annual water balance and call it sized. A Darwin roof collects 411 kL a year and the household needs 219, and the design still imports through the dry season while overflowing through the wet. The year is not the unit of analysis; the month is.

He will ask you which month your tank is emptiest, and he will ask before he looks at anything else.