The collection
Everything below is real and currently listed on the real Obvious Plant shop. There's no price and no cart here on purpose -- this page is for browsing the kinds of joke, not for checking out. Follow a title through to actually buy one.
Collectibles
Poorly Named Cats
A blind-box set of cat figurines, each one saddled with a deliberately terrible name. Seven to collect, no way to choose which one you get.
Anxiety Wolf
A plush wolf with a small sack on its back, designed so you can write down a worry and hand it over for him to carry.
Therapy Sword
A 13-inch foam sword, sold as a stand-in for the cost of actual therapy — swing it at your problems instead.
I Hope It's Corn — Blind Box
A squishy-toy blind box with a one-in-four chance of actually being corn. Four to collect, odds not in your favour.
Journals & Cards
Cheep's Food Catalog
A parody grocery catalog for a fictional store called Cheep's, filled with the worst products imaginable — Obvious Plant's first printed publication.
Corn Man Activity Sheet
A cutout activity sheet starring Corn Man, in the spirit of "touch grass" — except it's corn, and it's better.
Guess Who Loves You — Greeting Card
A greeting card that asks you to guess who loves you. It's a clown. It was always going to be a clown.
Garbage Birthday Card
A birthday card built for the moment it's skimmed and binned, pre-written message included.
