SPECIALS BOARD
Written up fresh on the whiteboard behind the counter every Monday and never once spelled correctly by the time Friday rolls around. Here's this week's board, typos quietly corrected for the website.
| Day | Deal | Catch |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | Any large, half price | Dine-in only, one per table |
| Tuesday | The Classic, made by the owner | Only if he's actually in |
| Wednesday | Two mediums for the price of one large | Toppings capped at three each |
| Thursday | Free garlic bread with any Supreme | While the oven's still warm from lunch |
| Late Shift (after 9pm, daily) | The Late Shift pizza, discounted further | Subject to what's left in the fridge |
Deals rotate whenever someone remembers to update the board. Back to the full menu, or home.