No forms, no fees, no hoops

Join

There's no application. What follows is how people actually become part of this — in the order that matters, not the order that makes money.

A large Flying Spaghetti Monster effigy carried through a street parade, surrounded by people in pirate costume.

01 — Join the Church

Consider yourself a member

There's no form, no fee, and no waiting period. "Consider yourself a member," the Church says — "you don't need to pay anything." That's the entire process.

02 — Do I have to believe?

No — and the Church says so directly

Literal belief is not required.

Why? Read Beliefs

03 — Community

Where Pastafarians actually gather

04 — Spread the word

Flyers, posters, and a friendly warning label

The Church provides free material for members to share.

See samples on Community

05 — Become a minister

Ordination, if you want it

An official ordination package exists — $79, including an ID card — for anyone who wants to perform ceremonies as a Pastafarian minister. It's listed last on purpose: nothing above it requires it, and the Church doesn't lead with it either.

Ordination details (official site)