There is a fourth item that never made it to the shop floor. It came in the same storage unit as everything else, in a box with no label, under the floorboard rather than on a shelf, which should tell you something.
NOTICE TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS
If you arrived here by clicking a tiny grey link at the bottom of the home page, that is the only door in. There is no other way to reach this page, and there will not be one added.
The fourth box holds a board with no printed name, for a game with no rulebook. It is not for sale. It has been not-for-sale since 1998, and every year I consider listing it anyway, and every year I decide the shop is better off with three games instead of four.
if you're reading this, hi. you're one of maybe a dozen people who ever will. i don't know why i built a page just to tell almost nobody about the fourth box. i think i just needed somewhere to write it down.
— proprietor, very late one night