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SPECIMENSPECIMEN · APOCRYPHAL · English → Russian → English · 1960

The vodka is good but the meat is rotten

The most repeated anecdote in machine translation, carried for seventy years without a system, a date, or a witness attached to it

apocryphal

Provenance

Languages
English → Russian → English
Source
Repeated in textbooks, lectures and press coverage; no primary account located
Source date
1960
Verification
apocryphalWidely repeated. No primary source has been found.
Mechanism
Unestablished — no system has been identified
  1. Input

    The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

  2. Mechanism

    Unestablished — no system has been identified

    Inference

  3. Printed

    The vodka is good but the meat is rotten

    Observed

The story goes that an early machine translation system was given

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

translated it into Russian, translated it back, and produced

The vodka is good but the meat is rotten

This entry is apocryphal, and that is its function

No account of this story names the system that produced it. None gives a date beyond a decade. None cites a person who was in the room, and the round-trip procedure it describes was not a normal way to demonstrate a translation system in the period it is attributed to.

It is held here as apocryphal: widely repeated, no primary source found. The course does not drop it, because a corpus that quietly deletes what it cannot source teaches the opposite of what this one is for.

What would change this record

A contemporaneous document — a report, a memo, a photograph of a printout — naming the system and the date. Week 3’s bench exists to look for one. Every year the chain has stopped in the same place, and that stopping point is itself the finding.

Why it survives anyway

Because it is a good joke and because it flatters the teller: it says that machines are stupid in a way people are not. That is worth noticing in a room full of people about to write down what they think a machine did.