OMG the cafeteria lady gave me an extra scoop of potatoes today, does she know I'm the Ba's top dog

At lunch today the cafeteria lady's hand "slipped" and gave me an extra scoop of shredded potatoes, and she held eye contact for a solid three seconds. Guys, does this mean I've finally got that legendary "top dog" aura? Or maybe her hand just slipped. Either way I'm choosing to think positive.

First! Based on years of this Ba's expert analysis: extra potatoes = respect, extra rice = pity, extra of both = you probably owe her money.

Bro did you forget to pay, that's probably her reminding you.

It's just potatoes, calm down — dying laughing, but I'm officially calling this the most ridiculous "OMG" post of the year. Featuring it.