Textual Tells#
Week 3#
Every reliable tell has a half-life.#
Tells that already decayed#
- an odd fondness for “delve” — spiked hard in scientific abstracts right after ChatGPT launched, then got trained away once everyone noticed
- paragraphs arriving in tidy threes
- a habit of closing with “in conclusion”
None of these survive contact with a model released six months later.
What’s held up longer#
- perplexity — how “surprised” a language model is by its own next word
- burstiness — human writing swings between simple and complex; generated text tends to flatten toward a single register
- hedging patterns that repeat across a whole document rather than varying naturally
ChatGPT is a bullshit generator.
— Arvind Narayanan, Princeton, 2023
Why “bullshit,” precisely#
Narayanan meant it as a diagnosis, not an insult, borrowing directly from Harry Frankfurt’s distinction: a liar cares what’s true and hides it; a bullshitter — and a next-token predictor — doesn’t track truth at all.
The false-positive problem#
A distinctive, idiosyncratic human voice can look “generated” to a naive detector, because both are unusual relative to average prose. This isn’t a footnote — it’s the entire subject of week 11.
Further reading#
AI Snake Oil (Narayanan & Kapoor) — further reading